NEO Roller Derby- Kitty Black
With nine lives and a bad reputation that precedes me, I am Kitty Black. be on your guard if I cross your path, as your luck has just run out.
The story behiind my number: In one of the coolest coincidences ever. my IQ score on the Stanford-Binet Intelligence Test was 187 - the police code for murder. I am one smart cookie with killing on the brian
Driven to derby by its raw power and an unwavering biological manifesto to kick ass, I came in not even knowing how to skate and learned fromt he ground up. After being thoroughly schooled by my very patient teammates, I learned that my low center of gravity and broad shoulders were a huge blessing when it ccame to giving and taking hits.
In the outside world, I run a chocolate and pastry shop with my husband and do other boring business stuff that I can assure you would bore you to death. I have seven cats, one pug, and no kids. I work out on a regular basis using the CrossFit method, which I love. In my spare time (ha!), you can find me cruising in my hearse and writing really strange stories.
The Best Things: really rare steak, watching the sun come up when I haven't gone to bed yet, having time to myself, sheets with absurdly high thread count, the snort of my pug, the purr of my cats, the feeling of pushing my body up to and past its limits
The Worst Things: insincerity, gray skies, clutter, headaches, bad kissers